
Once upon a time there were 50 cars were flying with magic and then an asteroid flew and blew one up to smithereens. Then an ice cream man threw cones at people and they threw monkeys at him. Then a car just made fireworks and the people saw a candy cane in the air made of fireworks and said look! The farmers are planting and stopped to make a nacho stand for us to eat at. What! They are charging us 1,000,000,000,000,000,000$ for one pack of nachos. “Let’s form an angry mob!” Said the ice cream man as people threw more monkeys at him (and the monkeys ate the ice cream man’s banana burster pops) “sure”, said the ripped off of there money towns people.
“I’ll get the pitchforks and the torches,” said an angry man. “I’ll get the vicious three headed bulldogs and the chain chomps” said a steamed villager. Then a monkey bounced off some ones head and the monkey fell in the water and the other monkeys ate watermelons and spitted seeds at a buffalo named Flicka and made him charge at the monkey and sent the monkey flying all the way to
Antarctica
. Then the farmers jumped into a tractor with nitro and one of the towns people climbed in the flying hot rod car with flames painted on it and the car flew upside down and the man lost his bagged lunch which contained to diamonds and a pepperoni sandwich and his pet monkey gobbled the sandwich in one bite and the man caught the farmer and they had a agreement that he would lower the price to 1$.
The end.
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